Definitions contributed by williamsburg2599
1. Fenway Hawk
A local bird of pray who currently resides in Fenway Park. It has previously attacked a tourist named Alexa Rodriguez (A-rod) and swooped over the field on opening day ‘08, dropping a mouse into the crowd with much applause.
You see the Fenway Hawk trying to feed its family that is Red Sox Nation with that rat?
(Submitted by williamsburg2599 [9], 11-Apr-2008 11:14 PM)
2. Pizzagate
Nickname for an incident during a game on April 17, 2007, where an unsuspecting fan, who just missed being hit by a foul ball, was slammed by a pizza in the shoulder thrown by an angry fan, who he made fun of earlier in the game for bringing an entire pizza into Fenway Park.
(Video: http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/media/player/mp_tpl.jsp?w_id=564937&w=mms%3A//a1503.v108692.c10869.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/1503/10869/v0001/mlb.download.akamai.com/10869/2007/open/tp/archive04/041607_anabos_fanint_pizza_bl_tp_350.wmv&pid=mlb_tp&gid=2007/04/16/anamlb-bosmlb-1&vid=7758&mid=200704161912882&cid=mlb&fid=mlb_tp400&v=2&mType=w&urlstr=&mUrl=&type=v_free&_mp=1)
Minutes later, Fenway security came to kick Kelly and Madore out of the stadium. Madore initially tried to deny it. "How do you know?" he asked the security guard. "Because you're on national TV, idiot," security responded.
(Submitted by williamsburg2599 [9], 25-Oct-2007 12:45 AM)
3. Papelbombed
When Papelbon comes in and absolutely destroys a team.
And the Rockies went down in the ninth in order, 1, 2, 3. They were papelbombed.
(Submitted by williamsburg2599 [9], 25-Oct-2007 12:34 AM)
4. Dice-Kd
A turn Don Orsillo (a.k.a Announcer Boy) uses when Daisuke matsuzazka(a.k.a Dice-K) comes up with a big strike out.
Iwamura, you've just been Dice-Kd
(Submitted by williamsburg2599 [9], 23-Aug-2007 12:59 AM)
5. Slutter
Invented pitch by Jonathan Papelbon, a cmbination of a Slider and Cut Fastball, first unleashed on Tampa Bay’s Gomes in the 8th inning of a game on August 21th. It is believed to be the southern version of the gyroball.
Papelbon unleashed his slutter on Johnny Gomes in the 8th inning last night.
(Submitted by williamsburg2599 [9], 22-Aug-2007 09:47 PM)
6. Hooligan Tavarez
Also known as Yo-yo Tavarez, he once said that he would of gone into the porn industry if it wasn’t for baseball.
You see Yo-yo bowling in yesterday's game?
(Submitted by williamsburg2599 [9], 21-Aug-2007 01:06 AM)
7. Raymond
The Devil Ray’s mascot, famous for his extremly bush league antics and attacks on the Remdawg and now Annoucer Boy.
You see what Raymond did to Remy last night? What an ass.
(Submitted by williamsburg2599 [9], 21-Aug-2007 01:05 AM)
8. Izzy Alcantara
A once promising Red Sox prospect who kicked a opposing catcher in the face during the PawSox’s 2001 Season:
http://www.wimp.com/baseballkick/
You see Izzy's kick to the face? He looked like Nomah's wife out there!
(Submitted by williamsburg2599 [9], 23-Jun-2007 05:20 AM)
9. Okie Dokie
A devistating changeup thrown by Red Sox reliever Hideki Okajima, who throws it all the way over the top so it has a complete 12-6 drop.
You see Okajima last night? He Okie Dokie was untouchable!
(Submitted by williamsburg2599 [9], 23-Jun-2007 05:15 AM)
